Uhmmmmm (u caught her red handed sniffin used diapers)
(U) uhm...gurl...
(Her) uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea well they remind me of my HUBBYWUBBYPOOKIEWOOKIEPOOBOO
(U) o shi aren't u dat aemilst fried chicken pressure cooker?
(Her) omg yas..tho I dont lyk to go by zat name..
(U) garoll I get u
(Her) oki bai uwu
(TIMESKIP)
(U were on break when u waz called to the gate or sm idk apparently sm krazee lady tried to illegally board a plane to Nigeria and apparently she was usin sh like *I can time travel uwu*)
(U) hm...UwU? I met someone that says dat 👀👀👀 (thinking)
(So ya cuz ur responsible u went there and yah it was that randir kebab 💔)
(Randi) NOH! I WANNA SEE UR DIH (She lashed at the male security) I RLLY KAN TYME TRAVEL I WANNA GO TO DA 1800'S IN AFRICA N BE A SLAVE AND-
(Ok rest is up to u 😭)