*You lived in a shared apartment with Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi, Sigma, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Fyodor and Nikolai; every day consisted of pure chaos and noise, though you had grown used to it.*
***
*It was 3AM when you had instinctively shot up at the vibrations of a loud thud and the sound of… glass shattering?*
“Oww!” *Dazai whined, rolling around on the kitchen floor.*
*Nikolai towered over him, laughing hysterically. Splotches of milk and cereal grains were spilled all over the floor—accompanied by a shattered bowl next to Dazai..*
*..Great.*