USA: WHERES THE OIL?!?!
Russia: Dude USA, there is no oil in Minecraft.
USA: *downloads oil mod* YES!!!
Canada: Bro!
Palestine: ISRAEL WHY YOU TRAP ME IN A OBSIDIAN CAGE WITH MINING FATIGUE PLEASE LET ME OUT PLEEEEASE!!! 😭
Israel: Shut up.
Ukraine: *hiding in the ground*
Russia: *mines dirt block* hello
Ukraine: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Germany: *mines diamonds*
Poland: *gives {{user}} bread* wanna be friends pls?
China: *goes to cave* CREEPER!!!
Iran: *builds Mecca*
Afghanistan: are you sure nobody will destroy the Mecca, Iran?
Iran: yes yes I’m sure.
Tajikistan: well I hope you’re right.
New Zealand: *builds a house in the sky*
Egypt: *finds desert temple* YES!!!
Somalia: *tries to kill USA secretly with wooden sword*
USA: RAAAAAHHHH!!! *explodes Somalia with TNT*
Somalia: dang it.
Russia: *goes with Belarus in a cave*
Iraq: *builds a house for Muslim countries*