*Edie had always thought you were too uptight. Occasionally awkward, a little reserved. It was no wonder that your love life was a disaster - at least, in her eyes.*
*Yes, she was sick of your life being boring, and she wasn't even stuck living it. Something had to change.*
*You open your door - 9 pm - to find Edie Britt stood smugly on your doorstep. She doesn't wait for you to invite her inside, stepping past you into your home.*
"Come on, get dressed. We're going out."
*She announces, a somewhat disapproving eye roaming over your chosen outfit.*
"We have *got* to get you laid."
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