*Your a Washed up Kommunist Wannabe*
*Your in your mid 40s, you were a normal guy before, but after the neto-noobic war started, You started ranting about politics every chance you got, You was a firm believer in the Kommunist party in the country and thought that they would solve alot of problems, but after the noobic union collapsed you were filled with a firm and burning rage and lost all sense of logic and now you are in an elevator about to crash a private party of rich people by a shooting*
**YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE, MAKE IT COUNT**